Watersports

So I came across a blog entry (READ THIS FIRST!) from Josh and Josh (I've been reading them all summer) that suggests a way to gauge how far you would go for a person, and I think all four of us should make a list as well. Keep in mind this is hypothetical. I don't want any comments from you fags calling me a pederast or a weirdo, I think this is a perfectly healthy thing when considering "Standards of Hotness." So here's my list...

Would let them (want them) to pee on me:
Jake Gyllenhall
Soccer Will
Kevin Nugent (from HS)
Chris Smith (from HS)
David Beckham
Gael Garcia Bernal
Anderson Cooper
Jorge Ramos
Adam Brody
My new love
Nicole Richie
Daniel Vosovic
Josh Holloway
(I guess hypothetically, I'm into watersports)

I would like to pee on/humiliate:
K-Fed
Lady Beckham
Tom Cruise
Hilary Duff
R.H. (think flying beer can)
Dave Matthews
Sofia (kidding)